Playing The Deception Game - He who deceives best WINS????
Now I know it's been a while since i last posted, but... u know how it is lah. Singapore is just soo boring, nothing to write about lah!!! (actually, there probably was a lot of stuff lah, just that i got lazy. And pls, i have better things to do. Like trying to SAVE UP A LOT OF $$$ so that i won't be sucked dry by the increase in the "CAKE"GST when it hits everybody (equally). But yes, survival beats writing about funny stuff anytime).
You still have to survive in Singapore... right? Survive... or ship out ("quit"). But this is just so funny (I just received this joke today) that i have to talk about it. Just got this from Comedy Central recently....
Comedy Central's Joke of the Day -
Leopard vs. Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.
The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"
Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.
"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
And now, in other news (just because this is a Singaporean blog - and so i shall have to at least devote some space to Singaporean news, me being a patriotic Singaporean through-and-through anyway, right?), this came out just yesterday in "TODAY"... I'm posting it here because the headline caught my eye, and it is quite funny as well (and i know everybody hates spam, right? Oh, and btw, i am in the business of retailing some absolutely fantastic Male Enhancement Devices. Pls contact me if you need any... ahem no, want any.... :) :) :) :) :))
It's junk in any guise
Don't ignore snail mail scourge in war on spam
Letter from YAN DAWEI
I REFER to the article, "Law joins anti-spam battle" (Feb 13).
Interestingly, the article, as well as the law, has overlooked the senders of unsolicited mail via traditional postal services.
Even before the applause for SingPost to convert all its public letterboxes to lockable ones had died down, citizens like me who had their letterboxes rebuilt had already begun to receive junk or unsolicited mails in our letterboxes. This is ironical: One of the reasons cited for spending millions to convert old letterboxes to lockable ones was to prevent unsolicited advertisement flyers and brochures from getting into the letterboxes.
This move basically handed SingPost a virtual monopoly in the business of distributing unsolicited mail. Now, advertisers simply have to pay SingPost to have their junk mail delivered to us. Not only do we have big organisations - even Town Councils - dumping their flyers into our letter boxes, smaller companies have turned to using distributors who dump flyers right into our apartment.
If residents were told to reject junk mail by locking the movable flap of their letterboxes, one wonders why SingPost is still dumping junk mail into them.
It would be unfair if the anti-spam law were lopsided in its reach and enforcement. Traditional junk mail should be viewed on par with the spam problem.
You still have to survive in Singapore... right? Survive... or ship out ("quit"). But this is just so funny (I just received this joke today) that i have to talk about it. Just got this from Comedy Central recently....
Comedy Central's Joke of the Day -
Leopard vs. Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.
The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"
Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.
"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
And now, in other news (just because this is a Singaporean blog - and so i shall have to at least devote some space to Singaporean news, me being a patriotic Singaporean through-and-through anyway, right?), this came out just yesterday in "TODAY"... I'm posting it here because the headline caught my eye, and it is quite funny as well (and i know everybody hates spam, right? Oh, and btw, i am in the business of retailing some absolutely fantastic Male Enhancement Devices. Pls contact me if you need any... ahem no, want any.... :) :) :) :) :))
It's junk in any guise
Don't ignore snail mail scourge in war on spam
Letter from YAN DAWEI
I REFER to the article, "Law joins anti-spam battle" (Feb 13).
Interestingly, the article, as well as the law, has overlooked the senders of unsolicited mail via traditional postal services.
Even before the applause for SingPost to convert all its public letterboxes to lockable ones had died down, citizens like me who had their letterboxes rebuilt had already begun to receive junk or unsolicited mails in our letterboxes. This is ironical: One of the reasons cited for spending millions to convert old letterboxes to lockable ones was to prevent unsolicited advertisement flyers and brochures from getting into the letterboxes.
This move basically handed SingPost a virtual monopoly in the business of distributing unsolicited mail. Now, advertisers simply have to pay SingPost to have their junk mail delivered to us. Not only do we have big organisations - even Town Councils - dumping their flyers into our letter boxes, smaller companies have turned to using distributors who dump flyers right into our apartment.
If residents were told to reject junk mail by locking the movable flap of their letterboxes, one wonders why SingPost is still dumping junk mail into them.
It would be unfair if the anti-spam law were lopsided in its reach and enforcement. Traditional junk mail should be viewed on par with the spam problem.
Labels: anti-spam, comedy, comedy central, deception, GST, jokes, letterboxes, saving up, singpost, spam
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