If you care to believe it, this blog tries to make a difference in the world by dedicating itself to the Democracy, Discussion, Freedom, and Furtherment of Comedy.

The author (mainly? sometimes??) talks about Singapore, but is into all things comedy and comical. And once even seriously entertained the notion of going into stand-up comedy full-time.

Soomebody has been complaining LOUDLY-OVER-THE-INTERNET-WHICH-IS-OWNED-BY-NOBODY(SHIT) about being called up by the police. What's wrong with that?? I mean, dont u just love it??

I mean, support the nationleaders lah. I mean, our nationleaders need support lah. Without support, would there be a nationleader at all?? A leader must have his followers lah - without that, he is effectively no longer a leader. And that is scary - leaders without power (they must reclaim their power - or at least try to....). Or leaders about to lose their power...

GO ON A RAMPAAAGE, PEOPLE!! Like shitless chickens, without a head...

But i digress.

Aaanyway -

I dont know why, but i feel inspired to compose a little "sing song song", so sing along with me, wont u, little boys and girls... - to the tune of "Mary had a little lamb"!!

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Maaaartyn had a blogger friend,
blogger friend,
blogger friend!
Maaaartyn had a blogger friend,
his fleece was white as snow!! ^*(ie, "innocent" - or, "not connected to the making of 'Singapore Rebel' at all")

And eeeverywhere that JacobGeorgeMartyn went,
Martyn went,
Martyn went!
And eeeverywhere that Martyn went,
he brought his friend along!! *(IN HIS HANNDPHONE, that is..... OHH,MYGOD)

And nooow that Chan's spoke to Martyn!,
to Martyn!,
to Martyn!
And nooow that Chan's spoke to Martyn,
HE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU (TOO!!)!!!<sup>1

1</sup> (because YOU...., are connected to Mr X..., who is connected to a Miss Z...., who is connected to a DOG'S OWNER..., who is connected to a Mr NOBODY...., who is connected to a Mr "Somebody"...., who is connected to.... a Mr Martyn<sup>#

#</sup>(patent pending) - Six degrees of separation - you can go around the whoole world with that, u see :))

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