ok!!! now i know this is an old joke, but...
Ol' McBlondie
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?""ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one"As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"
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now what is this about dogs and sheep, anyway??? ps. check out my profile pic, btw.
ps. excuse the BAD ENGLISH AND PUNCTUATION, btw - this joke comes from of the 'Comedy Central' channel (which probably got a ~NON-NATIVE~ to type it all in for them), alll the way from the land of the US....
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?""ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one"As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"
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now what is this about dogs and sheep, anyway??? ps. check out my profile pic, btw.
ps. excuse the BAD ENGLISH AND PUNCTUATION, btw - this joke comes from of the 'Comedy Central' channel (which probably got a ~NON-NATIVE~ to type it all in for them), alll the way from the land of the US....
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hey I haven't heard this one...
you should check out the latest Aug 26th issue of IS. The main article is about Singapore's languid literary scene. Mentioned Zouk's Poetry Slam as one of the core developments to boost poetry awareness. The Writers Connect and so on and son forth...Are you still participating actively?
I can't find your profile pic? Or is my eyesight failing?
> hey I haven't heard this one...
well no worries!!! now u have... :)
> you should check out the latest Aug 26th issue of IS. ...
ah, yes!! now i have checked it out already... :) Just went up (and out to Coffee Bean) to get it specially today!!
and to answer your question, nah!! i'm not actively participating anymore. For various reasons... But hey, u still wanna go down? if so, just let me know...
and my profile pic?? nah!!! ur eyesight isnt failing u - it's just in a difficult place to reach, that's all. It's here...
Give Me a HaHaa!!!
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