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an interesting conversation

Overheard in the coffeeshops, the street corners, the internet forums, AND OVER THE LOUD AIRWAVES.......

**NOTE - required background reading for this story, here. A look through the stories here would also be helpful. ;)



NKF: WE NEED MORE VITAMIN M, WE NEED MORE VITAMIN M!!

NKF: ...

NKF: (wildy flailing arms, and running amock,about,a-vitaminM) THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Culturus Ignoramus Observerus: (amidst the CRAZED SHOUTING, and the LOUD HOO-HAA) uhh.... what's "Vitamin M"?... I dont see it over heree... (thumbs and refers to "The Complete Book of Vitamins and Minerals")

Public: SHUT UP, you. (Not talking to u, CIO - talking to NKF). BASTARDS!! Over SGD 200mio in reserves and still complaining???

(Public again): "Vitamin M" is "Money". (mutters under their breath) Culturus Ignoramus Observerus....

NKF: OUR RESERVES ARE DEPLETING, OUR RESERVES ARE DEPLETING!!!

Public: FUCK YOU!!

NKF: Hey you, we don't need to listen to u - u are... THE PUBLIC!!! we only need to listen to...THE MOH!! Who gives us our Monie$$$. And Our Daily Bread. OHHHH, MOH&ST HOLY ONE... Pls Help Us. (breaks out into a Christmas cheer - Christmas being just around the corner, after all) Oh COOOOMMEE, ALL YE FAIIIITHFOOLFULLL...

Public: then what are ur reserves for then???

NKF: they are meant to be... ONLY USED IN EMERGENCIES!!! (and then very quickly) BUT this is not an emergency!! But we NEED MORE MONEY!! - or else it will REALLY turn into an emergency!!

Public: ???

NKF: LISTEN - we wan...NEED MORE RESERVES, and we wan...NEED IT NOW!!

Other welfare organizations: .....

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Blessed Patron: Coconut, coconut, PEANUT, PEANUT!! (swings and sways her hips)




Note: this conversation has been purely fictional. No such conversation did actually take place. If so, we would all have a record of it already.

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