to Be(lieve)... or not to Be(lieve)

from an email...:

Subject: "Beware"

> > If you are driving in Malaysia, do take note of the advice below.
>Plse pass this onto yr friends. Ladies, don't walk alone at the quiet
>street and
don't show off what you are carry or wearing too revealing!!
> >
> >
> > Subject: Avoid driving over newspapers strewn on the Road It would
> > appear that this technique has reached Malaysia from Indonesia.
>Life here is getting more like in Indonesia these days. This story
>which was circulated to me reminds me of the traps set in certain parts of
>Jakarta by robbers.

Some people have lost their lives over this. They
>drive into certain lonely roads in Jakarta to find pieces of wood with
>nails in them on the road. This causes their tyres to go flat. If they
>get out of their cars, they are set upon by robbers who will take
>everything: > their cars, wallets, anything valuable a! nd sometimes their

>Avoid driving over newspapers strewn on the Road - a new trap set by
> > This incident happened some where in KL and forwarded to me by a
> >
> >
> > This person was driving alone at night when he saw newspapers
>lying around in the middle of the road. Without giving it much thought,
>he drove pass the stack of papers. No one would expect to find heaps
>of rocks and stones beneath the papers!! Wanting to know the damage
>to his car, he stopped to check.
> >
> >
> > Need I say more.the moment he got out of his car, he was robbed by
>a group of guys and lost his properties/belongings. Just imagine
>what would have happen if this had happen to a girl/woman....
> >
> >
> > So folks, please be careful, do not stop when you're driving alone
>at night no matter what ! Avoid dri! ving over the papers if you see
> > newspapers lying on the road, this could be a new trick for the
> > desparate fraternity out there !!

My advice therefore, for AALLL OF U FOLKS OUT THERE (THAT I PERSONALLY KNOW, AND WANT TO SPREAD MY PERSONAL MESSAGE OF WISDOM TO) IS...: Do not plan on driving over any WMNs (Weapons of Mass Newspapers/Nails) anytime soon. Blocks of WOOD are also to be avoided. In fact.. STOP driving. No wait - STAY at home.. Avoid all HUMAN, or EARTHLY contact. Oh make sure there's a chopper in the house that u can readily get to... - in case u need to escape from something or other. Or better yet - make that an F-16. With suitable runway and already-loaded-and-armed weapons. Or even better!!! - make that a UFO if u can possibly get one.

Or maybe i'd better just go kill myself. Saves me the trouble of having to live anyway.

(*NOTE: no identifiable certain individual(s) were harmed in the writing and producing of this article. The names are made up - but the problems are real).

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